the hippo-pippo-potamus ikes spraughlin in the glaur
maks sic a soss and slaister as I wad never daur
the hippo-pippo-potamus wad drive my mither gyte
but missis hippopotamus wad never think to flyte
but if I plowtered in the glaur and cam hame blacks the lum
I's get an awfy telling -aff as weel's a skelpit bum