The Network And The Malware -- Dark Reading: The story goes that these devices can detect bad stuff on the perimeter. The sales reps will tell you they've figured out how to stop the APT, make your CIO respect you, and allow you to actually spend a holiday like Memorial Day drinking beer, eating BBQ, and remembering the heroes who defend your homeland -- instead of how you usually spend the holiday, which is trying to figure out how your customer database ended up on Pastebin.