Those DANGEROUS Water Wings for Children!

Oh, puuu-lease! Give me a break! This just in from a UK newspaper:

SWIMMING pools must not give armbands to kids because health chiefs say they are DANGEROUS.

Blowing up inflatables by mouth could spread germs, claim bureaucrats.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007340095,00.html

Of course, there are always DANGEROUS SALADS to deal with, too...

One in 10 salads has poisonous bacteria

By Richard Gray, Science Correspondent

Last Updated: 12:01am BST 22/07/2007

Food safety experts are calling for stricter production controls on ready-to-eat salads after tests revealed that many contain bacteria which can cause potentially deadly food poisoning.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007340095,00.html

Next thing you know, the government will tell me that waking up, taking a shower, and then having my breakfast will be dangerous.